Mrs. Godzilla

http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/20080327

"Matsui slipped off and tied the knot with his 25-year-old bride in a New York chapel on Wednesday, somehow managing to keep his relationship below the radar of not only the Japanese media contingent trailing his career in the United States, but also his Yankees teammates."

He drew a picture of her to show the press:



Of course the new Mrs. Matsui will have to take a backseat to Hideki's one true passion in life - endless oceans of pornography. In fact, we almost named this site: