NYYSI's Completely Subjective, Non-Statistical Mid-Season Report Card for the Yankees

We figure all of the newspapers do this crap, why can't we?

Exciting stuff follows:

Ross' Grades:

Alex Rodriguez B+
Jason Giambi B+
Johnny Damon B+
Hideki Matsui B+
Jorge Posada C
Bobby Abreu C+
Derek Jeter C-
Robinson Cano D
Melky Cabrera F

Joba Chamberlain A-
Mike Mussina A
Andy Pettitte B
Chien Ming Wang B-
Darell Rasner C-
Phil Hughes F
Ian Kennedy F

Mariano Rivera A
Edwar Ramirez B-
Jose Veras A-
Kyle Farnsworth B
Dan Giese B
Ross Ohlendorf D
Latroy Hawkins D-

Kaybli's Grades:

Alex Rodriguez A-
Jason Giambi A-
Johnny Damon A-
Hideki Matsui B+
Jorge Posada C+
Bobby Abreu C+
Derek Jeter C-
Robinson Cano D
Melky Cabrera D-

Joba Chamberlain A-
Mike Mussina A-
Andy Pettitte B
Chien Ming Wang B
Darell Rasner C-
Phil Hughes F
Ian Kennedy F

Mariano Rivera A
Edwar Ramirez A-
Jose Veras A-
Kyle Farnsworth B+
Dan Giese B
Ross Ohlendorf D
Latroy Hawkins D-

Sadly, I actually do have statistical justification for a lot of the grades I gave. However, in the spirit of this post, I will leave the grades as mysterious and objective.

I think we can all agree that our dunce boys at the top of the page were a complete FAIL.

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